Nude burglar flees in stolen shorts
In the latest triumph for ill-advised naked burglary, a man in America removed all his clothes and broke into a house, before fleeing the scene in a pair of the homeowner's shorts that didn't fit him properly.
This happened in the city of Stuart, which regular readers will be utterly unastonished to learn is in Florida.
By the time the police arrived, the intruder had fled. The deputy did, however, find a bicycle on the ground behind the house, plus underwear and a pair of trousers abandoned on the balcony.
A 30-year-old man was later arrested after being spotted walking along a road, wearing a pair of tight blue shorts. The shorts were identified as belonging to the woman.
See how I kept the word Florida out of the title? :D