Well, there seems to be some confusion. I've been assumed to be someone called Cold Warrior, but you call me Crystal Wizard.
I live in NW3 near Kilburn Park. Should I be a fan of Harry's boys and Robbie ("I've played for every team in the world") Keane? I prefer the beautiful game as practiced by the best manager in the League, thank you. If that makes me somebody else, well, I apologize for that. Nevetheless, I'll take the Emirates over White Hart Lane any day.

