I don't want to be punished with a baby. :D
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I don't want to be punished with a baby. :D
Welcome! Do you need an extra pillow? :)
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Originally Posted by linda22003
Nope I'm feeling fine. :D
I have two daughters. The oldest is my wife's for sure, but the second, I fucked around so much, we are not sure who the mother is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy Eddie
Keep your feet up.
Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
Don't have sex tonight.
Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.
Ahhh the ol purple marbles, what memories. I was actually three weeks too late in getting mine. I was still a little sore, and my fun loving wife put a positive preg test stick on the toilet tank for me to find.
So are you feeling better today, Crazy Eddie?
A few months after I got paroled in 2001, I still had my prison muscles and abs and at 41 I started banging this married 23 year old. She was hot and looked like Morena Baccarin. I had been tagging that ass for about three months when one night as we were lying in bed she says that she and her husband were trying to have a baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bongo55
I was shocked to my very core. "You do know how that happens right?" was all I could think of to say.
Am I reading this correctly?Quote:
Originally Posted by BadCat
You were laying there with your feet up and the cat jumped on you and then you...
Oh HELL no!
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Bwahahahahahahaa.Quote:
Originally Posted by asdf2231