Eddie, I just want to say that I think you're cool for doing what you did because a lot of men won't do that.
Alright bozos...I had sex with my girlfriend that night, I figured "hey why not? I feel pretty good". Lets' just say that after that particular bout of testicular abuse, the "afterglow" was not what I was anticipating.
Being rather severely injured at this point, I went down into the TV room and lay on the couch, with my feet elevated as the Dr. had instructed me.
I happened to glance down and see my 20 lb tom cat looking up at me wanting to be petted. I could not move fast enough to stop him from jumping into my lap.