A whole lot of people will have too much to drink on Dec 31st.
This is too easy:
Obama will publicly move to the right, while governing to the left through regulation. Attempts to expose this in the house, through committee investigations, will be denounced as "racist" and "partisan" by the media.
Obama's approval numbers at the end of 2011 will be:
- Strongly Approve: 20%
- Somewhat Approve: 10%
- No Opinion: 5%
- Somewhat Disapprove: 5%
- Strongly Disapprove: 60%
The Media will not report these numbers, execpt in comparison to the lowest numbers achieved by any Republican president. Nixon's poll numbers the week before his resignation will become the new standard for failure.
A reality TV star will be arrested for DUI.
Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar will walk off of the View in outrage over something done by a conservative guest.
Lindsey Lohan will be arrested for violating the terms of her probation, and be given more probation.
Gay marriage will be defeated on the ballot in multiple states, after having been imposed by the courts in those states.
A student will be punished for displaying patriotism towards the American flag, and the school board will beat a hasty retreat when the action is publicized.
A terrorist will be caught with explosives packed in a bodily orifice, when he attempts to light a fuse that is sticking out of his a**. He will have gotten the explosives past all airport security, but will have been stopped by passengers. Janet Napolitano will accept this as proof that the "system works" and adjust it accordingly. As a result of the arrest of the "Recta-Bomber", TSA will announce the hiring of over 3,000 airport proctologists for screenings. Flyers will be forced to completely disrobe and board flights in orange jumpsuits, with the exception of Muslim passengers, who will be screened separately, in compliance with their expectations of modesty. The Department of Homeland Security will announce that anyone who has ever attended a tea party event is a potential terrorist.
Obama's birth certificate will surface, and he will be proven to have been born in Hawaii, but his father will turn out to be somone other than Barrack Obama Sr.
Bristol Palin will make to through to the semi-finals on American Idol. Kieth Olbermann will have a stroke on the air when this happens.
MSNBC will be bought out by Rupert Murdoch when their ratings post lower than reruns of What's Happening on TV Land. Murdoch will rename the netork tp "MSFOX" and replace Kieth with Mark Levin, Rachel Maddow with Laura Ingraham and Ed Schultz with the mop from the Swiffer commercials. These changes will result in a massive ratings increase, even for the mop.
A journalist in Moscow who questioned whether Vladimir Putin should have worn white after Labor Day will be found dead in his own apartment from an injection of strontium 90, with over 30 broken bones. This death will be ruled a suicide.