Yeah, I thought of that episode too as I am quite familiar with the series.
How to pass a urine test. Stay up the night before and study, study, study.
It seems the height of DUmbness to be asking this question of a group of MORONS who probably have all failed an employment drug screening thus allowing them to post on that forum all day in the 1st place.
What if a chick needs to take the test?Quote:
SidDithers (1000+ posts) Mon May-16-11 12:58 PM
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22. K&R for any post with the phrase "fake penis" in it...
Fake vajayjay? Is that possible?
They get us in, weigh us, and take us to a room to sit down. Next in line was the drug test. After about 20 minutes, you can see a number of us starting to do a bit of a dance in our chairs. A few minutes later we're standing up just trying to think about something else. The recruiters there all know whats going on, and you could see a hint of a smile on their face. Finally, one of them spoke up and says "Ok, it's time to do a urinalyses. Who really needs to go first?" We bolted for that door. Not one of us gave it a single though that it was just 6 us us standing around a circular trough hanging out pissing into a cup with a bunch of other guys watching. I never had to pee so bad in my life. And I still needed a weight waiver. :mad:
I know how to pass that urine test. I've done it over and over again.
(I stay out of trouble).