Pr0n Studio Building Massive Underground Bunker to ‘Ride Out the 2012 Apocalypse’
Every day, I'm bombarded with dozens of press releases and PR blasts. Some get noticed, some get ignored. Such is the life of a blogger. But yesterday morning, this one -- simply because of the sheer absurdity of the subject -- caught my attention.
Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual, the "Raw. Raunchy. Real" California-based skin flick production company, announced yesterday that they've "begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012." Spokesperson Quentin Boyer confirmed it. The porn company is trying to figure out a way to "thwart fate" and ride out Armageddon, currently scheduled for December 21, 2012, say some. If nothing else, the underground sex lair in the California hills will be a new location for the studio to broadcast from. That's probably a better explanation for why this zombie-proof fallout shelter will feature "multiple fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and sophisticated content production studio." I'm sure the video cache is quite robust as well. Here's the full press-release from Pink Visual:
VAN NUYS, Calif. – Adult entertainment studio Pink Visual announced today that the company has begun construction on an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the widely-anticipated global apocalypse that various prophetic sources have predicted will take place in late 2012.
According to Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer, the bunker is envisioned as “far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave,” adding that the company “intends to ride out the 2012 apocalypse in style.”