You're asked about the best amp and you say Peavey and you realize they're talking about car amplifiers.
You have a shrine to Randy Rhoads,Jimi Hendrix and Eddie Van Halen in your garage.
you always have someone knocking on your door to "Turn it down."
Read Musicians Friend catalog even though you can't afford most of the stuff in it.
Belong to the minority who still use vacuum tubes.
the numbers 6505 mean something to you.