Report: Satan Worshippers Killed, Ate 4 Teens in Russia

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Originally Posted by Gingersnap

I could understand the Satanists eating emo kids but I would have thought that Goths would fight a lot harder.

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The GOTH'S are kinda whimpie too, they like to strike poses a lot when they're together ! !

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Originally Posted by megimoo

Every one hates the poor Goth's, even more than the ChiComs hate the Falun Gong

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Hahahahahaha MEGIMOO!!!!!

i love you

Commie Kids, it's what's for dinner! :eek::D

Wonder if they used A-1 sauce???

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Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub

Commie Kids, it's what's for dinner! :eek::D

Wonder if they used A-1 sauce???

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No Heinz 666.

The other white meat, anyone....??

Whoa. I can't believe something like that could happen!

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Originally Posted by movie buff

Whoa. I can't believe something like that could happen!

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I know. The overt racism in Bubba's post is offensive. He usually hides it better.

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Originally Posted by Phillygirl

I know. The overt racism in Bubba's post is offensive. He usually hides it better.

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Hey, what do I know? Maybe they were following some religious dietary laws. Stabbing 666 times makes it kosher, sort of.....well, like kosher. Hard to explain.

Did they make soup?

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Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg

Hey, what do I know? Maybe they were following some religious dietary laws. Stabbing 666 times makes it kosher, sort of.....well, like kosher. Hard to explain.

Did they make soup?

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Who knows. I thought Satanists were supposed to be trendy. This stunt is sooo Jeffrey Dahmer. Been there, done that...got the indigestion.

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Originally Posted by Phillygirl

Who knows. I thought Satanists were supposed to be trendy. This stunt is sooo Jeffrey Dahmer. Been there, done that...got the indigestion.

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Satanism at least gives them something to do to occupy their time. You know what they say, Idle hands are the Devil's Workshop.

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Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg

Hey, what do I know? Maybe they were following some religious dietary laws. Stabbing 666 times makes it kosher, sort of.....well, like kosher. Hard to explain.

Did they make soup?

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It didn't make it kosher, they just didn't have any meat tenderizer. Although considering that they were all teens, it should have been fairly tender anyway.

*feels flames of Hell flickering nearby for this post*