There are a lot of affluent DUmmies out there. The various Hollywood types, for example, or those with inherited wealth (but not inherited brains or a work ethic). Some of them may own their own planes, and use them for avoiding the TSA gropers as they fly from point to point in order to lecture us about our carbon footprints. That part of the story is entirely possible. So is the part about being too gutless to make a rude gesture when it could result in actual consequences. And, there were cops and Secret Service, but no bushes to jump out of, so this may actually be a true story, which means that the security guys need to get their act together and keep a DUmmie-free cordon around the candidate.
Originally Posted by LukeEDay