Fred and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly
Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over..............women like that are hard to find."
Jim happens to meet his good buddy George walking along the road with a case of beer under his arm.
Jim: "Hey George! Long time, no see! Whatcha up to?"
George: "Just picked up a case of beer for the wife!"
Jim: "Good trade, man!"