A LOVE STORY
Max & Arlene lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota .
It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over.
Max asked Arlene if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer.
She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”
So Arlene valked across, got da beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake.
Ven she got home and gave Max his beer, she asked him, “Max, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store.
Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”
Max replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick da ice vas yet.”
Kinda brings a tear to your eye....Ya?
Hillary's new Muslim name
TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR CANDIDATE FOR THE 2016 PRESIDENCY. FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME. SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:
SELDOM BIN LAYED
BTW - The internet has been cleansed. There was a wonderful shot of a raving mad sHilary braying like the ass she is. If it's still out there, it's well hid.