Today's media reporting the end of the world
The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
Three old men got a chance to see God.
The first old man, a Greek, asked God when his country will come out of recession.
"100 years" God said.
The Greek started weeping profusely."I will not live to see that day".
The second man, a Russian asked God, "When will my country become prosperous?"
"Fifty years" came the reply.
The Russian too started weeping profusely."I will not live to see that day".
Finally a American asked God, "When will my country's Government become corruption free?"
God started weeping profusely."I will not live to see that day!"