Experiencing Obama By Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder
Did you hear the one about the Jew who says to his psychiatrist that he believes the psychiatrist is plotting his destruction? The psychiatrist tells him that he has a sick delusion and should not worry, since the psychiatrist is there to protect him. The poor jerk is happy until he looks up at the diplomas on the wall and sees the psychiatrist's middle name is Hussein, and a diploma from a Muslim school.
Forget Reverend Wright, Obama's twenty-year mentor who preached racial hate and America-hate. Forget that he was Obama's spiritual advisor, baptized his children, and counseled with him for twenty years.
While we are forgetting, also forget Michelle Obama, who says this is the first time in her life she has ever been proud of America. snip Grab a piece of paper and make a list of the things we do better than any other country in the world -- no, grab a whole notebook because you will soon run out of paper.