Here's one for Numbers .
A blind man enters a Old Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a
barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah,
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."