Nevada's brothels hit hard times

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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas

I just paid $2,200 to get some quality sex. My wife just ordered brand new carpet.

How am I able to do that in this horrible Bush economy? :confused:

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You shoulda bought a bottle of hand lotion at the dollar store!

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Originally Posted by lurkalot

You shoulda bought a bottle of hand lotion at the dollar store!

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Are you kidding? That's the reason we needed to buy new carpet in the first place !!:eek:

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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas

Are you kidding? That's the reason we needed to buy new carpet in the first place !!:eek:

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I believe there is some kind of operation to solve that.

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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas

Are you kidding? That's the reason we needed to buy new carpet in the first place !!:eek:

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:eek: ewwwwwww now I have to go beat my head on the wall to get out that image

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Originally Posted by lurkalot

:eek: ewwwwwww now I have to go beat my head on the wall to get out that image

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What's so disgusting about me squirting lotion all over the carpet? :confused:

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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas

What's so disgusting about me squirting lotion all over the carpet? :confused:

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never mind :o

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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas

What's so disgusting about me squirting lotion all over the carpet? :confused:

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I believe there is some kind of spray that can solve that.

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Originally Posted by lurkalot

never mind :o

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of course I squirt the lotion all over the carpet, right after I'm done masturbating .. :D

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Originally Posted by Goldwater

I believe there is some kind of spray that can solve that.

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Please go on..

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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas

of course I squirt the lotion all over the carpet, right after I'm done masturbating .. :D

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okay now that is just NASTY
go wash your hands..can't believe you typed that..nasty nasty nasty