An old lady answers the knock on her front door. A well dressed young man ask her if she would like a demonstration. She replies "go away I am broke and tries to slam the door shut". The young man is too quick and puts his foot in the door. He proceeds to open the door and dump a buck of shit on the floor. "He states that if this Vac. cleaner does not pick this up, I will eat it." "The old lady says let me go get you a fork cause the electricity was turned off this am."