Things you should NEVER do in a bar.

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Originally Posted by Gingersnap

I expect that he'll hook up with Philly one day over their mutual admiration for scrapple or as I term it - dog food.

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I'll be happy to go along on that gastronomic expedition. I'll even bring my own maple syrup.

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Originally Posted by du freeper

Never drink a white russian after drinking copious amounts of Jack Daniel. You will blow your lunch through your nose. :cool:

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You could have stopped after the fifth word of that first sentence, and you still would have been absolutely correct.

If you build a thousand bridges, you are a bridge builder.

If you build a thousand bridges, and drink one girlie drink, you are a girlie drink drinker.