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  1. #1 Houston Mayor Asks Criminals To ‘Chill’ Until Coronavirus Is Over 
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    Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner (D) has made a plea for crooks and criminals to “chill” until the Coronavirus crisis is over.

    "Let me just make my plea. Until the Coronavirus is resolved, criminals take a break, okay?" Turner said Monday.

    "Stay home, okay? Stay home. And don't commit any crimes."

    "And that way, they'll stay safe and out of jail, and police officers will stay safe and go home to their families, okay?"

    "So everybody chill. Crooks, criminals, you chill. Wait ‘til the Coronavirus is over, okay, and then we'll all be okay."
    No doubt they will all comply

    https://www.mrctv.org/blog/houston-m...ronavirus-over
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    Wow why didn't we think of this before ... just ask the criminals not to commit crimes, amazing.




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    I saw this story on Breitbart a day or two ago. Under normal times, your crimes are A-okay, but put a lid on it temporarily, until we get through this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tecate View Post
    I saw this story on Breitbart a day or two ago. Under normal times, your crimes are A-okay, but put a lid on it temporarily, until we get through this.
    yeah, once the world is once again safe, feel free to go back to your douchbag thieving way of life, but for now, chillax bro.
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    Liberals should offer an open house and allow their illegal and criminal friends to rifle through there belongings and maybe rape the Misses before they leave. It's the least they can do at this time of need.

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