Breast Pump Bandits

PORT ST. LUCIE, FL -- Port St. Lucie, Florida police are looking for two Coral Springs men who they suspect stole more than four dozen breast pumps from a local Babies "R" Us store.

Police first arrested John Grassano and Sean Loychik for shoplifting last month at a Babies "R" Us store.

A store manager recognized them as the same men who had stolen four breast pumps earlier in the month.
I guess they thought that they worked the same way as the penis pumps they keep under their beds . . . .


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