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    Breast Pump Bandits

    PORT ST. LUCIE, FL -- Port St. Lucie, Florida police are looking for two Coral Springs men who they suspect stole more than four dozen breast pumps from a local Babies "R" Us store.

    Police first arrested John Grassano and Sean Loychik for shoplifting last month at a Babies "R" Us store.

    A store manager recognized them as the same men who had stolen four breast pumps earlier in the month.
    I guess they thought that they worked the same way as the penis pumps they keep under their beds . . . .


    http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/s...24258&catid=82
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    Breast Pump Bandits

    I guess they thought that they worked the same way as the penis pumps they keep under their beds . . . .


    http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/s...24258&catid=82
    Maybe they plan to heist a big shipment of lactating mothers ?
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    Thanks for keeping the Lounge abreast of this breaking news! :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    Thanks for keeping the Lounge abreast of this breaking news! :D
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