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  1. #1 Can They Install A Big, Loud Horn on Airplanes To Scare The Geese Away? 
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    Donald Ian Rankin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Jan-19-09 12:48 PM
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    21. Most airplanes are travelling above the speed of sound most of the time.

    Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 12:50 PM by Donald Ian Rankin
    So the plane would hit the geese before the honk did.

    For take off and landing, possibly, but I doubt a horn would be scarier than a plane.
    You fucking imbecile...if they were supersonic the sonic boom would smash every single window for thirty miles. Every airliner in the world is now SUBSONIC, as the only one capable of supersonic speeds was grounded years ago.

    An A320 can go supersonic??? :eek:

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    54. think..

    so, you want to put a horn out everytime a JET takes off??

    think about that.. a HORN that's louder than a JET ENGINE ??

    oh, boy,,, and these are the people who vote....
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    From what I understand a few airports are using Border Collies to chase birds away now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aprilrazz View Post
    From what I understand a few airports are using Border Collies to chase birds away now.

    And when they're done chasing birds, they go post on DU. :D
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    Honking a horn at geese? That would be interpreted as a mating call.:eek::D
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    these guys really just don't think at all do they . . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonnabend View Post
    Pretty soon we'll see some pictures of a chickenwire contraption invented by one particular "brilliant" DUmbass. It'll serve to guard the jet intakes and deflect any feathery intruders. The invention is almost complete. He just has to figure out where to place the brick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeskibuff View Post
    Pretty soon we'll see some pictures of a chickenwire contraption invented by one particular "brilliant" DUmbass. It'll serve to guard the jet intakes and deflect any feathery intruders. The invention is almost complete. He just has to figure out where to place the brick.
    The theory seems sound, I'll need the pictures though.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jeskibuff View Post
    Pretty soon we'll see some pictures of a chickenwire contraption invented by one particular "brilliant" DUmbass. It'll serve to guard the jet intakes and deflect any feathery intruders. The invention is almost complete. He just has to figure out where to place the brick.
    if this can happen -
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_gpPbpONK4
    how the hell do they figure they're going to keep a bird from getting sucked in
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    And when they're done chasing birds, they go post on DU. :D
    No those dogs are far more intelligent than any DUmmy.
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