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  1. #1 Where the hell are my lollipops and rainbows?????? 
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    Ok, the very first black, non-US citizen, bonafide Socialist is now the President of what was once the greatest country in history.

    I just checked, my mortgages haven't been paid off, my cigarettes aren't free (and I'm an addict), no unicorns in the street, no lollipops, and no rainbows.

    We've been RIPPED OFF, the Dims and their mouthpieces PROMISED US we would be better off with Hussien in charge.

    I'm pissed.

    rm -rf obama*
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    Well, yeah, but you're always pissed. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Well, yeah, but you're always pissed. :p
    No, actually I am hardly ever pissed.
    I just hate a few people.

    I will add anybody who voted for the Bamster to that list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadCat View Post
    Ok, the very first black, non-US citizen, bonafide Socialist is now the President of what was once the greatest country in history.

    I just checked, my mortgages haven't been paid off, my cigarettes aren't free (and I'm an addict), no unicorns in the street, no lollipops, and no rainbows.

    We've been RIPPED OFF, the Dims and their mouthpieces PROMISED US we would be better off with Hussien in charge.

    I'm pissed.
    Yeah...and when I went out to my car the tank hadn't been filled!!!! WTF!!! I thought I wasn't going to have to worry about that with the Anointed One in the White House?!?!?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zathras View Post
    Yeah...and when I went out to my car the tank hadn't been filled!!!! WTF!!! I thought I wasn't going to have to worry about that with the Anointed One in the White House?!?!?!?!
    Well you know, with global warming and all that jazz, Barry couldn't give you the gasoline. But I'll bet there's a nice tire gauge somewhere under your porch mat.
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    Well you know, with global warming and all that jazz, Barry couldn't give you the gasoline. But I'll bet there's a nice tire gauge somewhere under your porch mat.
    LOL! :D ........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    Well you know, with global warming and all that jazz, Barry couldn't give you the gasoline. But I'll bet there's a nice tire gauge somewhere under your porch mat.

    BRAVO! :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    Well you know, with global warming and all that jazz, Barry couldn't give you the gasoline. But I'll bet there's a nice tire gauge somewhere under your porch mat.
    *walks outside and checks under mat*...nope, no tire gauge there....I thought the Anointed One was supposed to take care of me!!!!
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    I just like your headline:

    Where the hell are my lollipops and rainbows?

    Too funny.

    I just got my W2s, and found that I made $52,000 last year, and paid $16,000 in taxes. That doesn't count my property taxes, which would add another $2200 onto the total. If Obama can find a way for me to pay less, I'll consider that my lollipop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zathras View Post
    *walks outside and checks under mat*...nope, no tire gauge there....I thought the Anointed One was supposed to take care of me!!!!
    Here ya go....

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