Pic #1: "Here's all the papers you two will need over the next couple years. Marriage license. Divorce papers. The works."
Pic #2: (fake blonde gay guy with the glasses) "Hey, hey! Wonder if she's open to a threesome. Always wanted to try a walk on the bi side."
Pic #3: "Mommy's little catcher is getting married."
Pic #4: "I now pronounce you man and man. You may bugger the groom."
Pic #5: (fake blonde gay again) "Can't wait until you carry me over the threshold... without using your hands!"
Pic #6: "Hold on, hold on. You're facing the wrong way."
Pic #7: "Okay, on second thought, I'll stick to being gay. Being this close to a woman gives me the heebee-jeebees. Give me the man-love!"
Holy replies, Batman! The DUmp monkey sure are falling all over themselves to heap praises on these two. Wonder what a comparable thread about a straight wedding would garner for replies. Nothing even close, I bet.
Wow! Pretty impressive you guys.
First off (with exception of Kim) you guys act like a bunch of fucking 4 graders.
Charming little insults towards my step-mom. Really cool to attack a woman for being fat. Big talkers aren't you all. I'm sure all of you and your friends and family are just runway model perfect. Yeah right.
Actually none of your words shock me.
The honeymoon? What is it with haters like you people are so obsessed with gay sex?
Ok so here's a run down of 'the honeymoon'. After lunch, we all went back to our house. My step mom and her friend went back home up north, Mom and my step-dad stayed the night. We made dinner and watched TV.
Well, just wanted to pop and I say hi.
Thanks again Kim, you've A-OK in my book.
The rest of you need to get lives and stay the fuck out of mine.
I leave you all to jump up and down like monkeys in the zoo and throw poop at each other.
I don't think this is any of our business.
Gay marriage is the least of our problems...And , yes, I am familiar with Leviticus 19:20...I also know that most of us do things every day that God frowns upon... The funny thing about sin, which I have been trying to get my hands around since I was a smiling twelve year old attending a Southern Baptist Sunday School is that God hates all sin the same; the big and little ones...
As long as you obey the law and pay your taxes you're o k with me...I have met people who I wanted to associate with and people I didn't and they came in all races, religions, and sexual orientations...
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