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  1. #1 Raccoon Destroys Manhood in Bid To Escape Rape. 
    Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

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    Published: Today

    A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

    “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

    Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

    “He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

    “That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."
    I guess "have some fun" has a really, really different meaning in Russia. Just super different. :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I guess "have some fun" has a really, really different meaning in Russia. Just super different. :eek:

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    I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time.

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    Umm, really not seeing the attraction to a raccoon. I will say way to go to that animal though ;)
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    how drunk do you have to be to look at a racoon and think - DAMN that's hot . . . .
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    Is that Moscow, FL?;):D
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    Oh, who are we to judge?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    Is that Moscow, FL?;):D
    good one! :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I guess "have some fun" has a really, really different meaning in Russia. Just super different. :eek:

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    too funny
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    I'm tryin' ta figure out if the guy was weird or not....

    Was it a male or a female racoon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    Is that Moscow, FL?;):D
    Yep, thinking the same here. :D
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