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  1. #1 You might be Taliban if 
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    Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of
    humor with the following "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
    can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
    "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
    clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
    setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You've often uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your
    cave."

    10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
    one.

    11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

    12. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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    Absolutely hilarious! Link?
    "Because we're a great nation, our challenges seem complex; it will always be this way. But as long as we remember our first principals and believe in ourselves, the future will always be ours." -Reagan
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    Politically tired.
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    You have more wives than teeth.
    That sounds totally Jeff Foxworthy. lol.
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    *laughing out loud* :D
    "Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan
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