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  1. #1 Valiant Toilet Honored With Moment Of Silence. 
    Restroom requiem: 'It was a good toilet' gunned down in line of 'doody'
    Centerville hamburger joint offers commode consolation
    By Kathy Stephenson

    The Salt Lake Tribune

    Posted: 01/28/2009 03:59:02 PM MST
    What should you do when your toilet dies in the line of "doody"? Have a funeral, of course.

    On Friday at 10 a.m., the Carl's Jr. restaurant in Centerville will have a "moment of silence" for the potty that was destroyed last week when a patron's handgun fell out of the holster and fired as he was hitching up his pants.

    The bullet shattered the toilet and sent sharp shards into the man's arm. The 26-year-old, who had a concealed-weapons permit, was treated at the scene for minor injuries.

    But the "john" was destroyed, and the national hamburger chain is feeling the loss. "By all accounts, it was a good toilet; reliable and well liked by customers and crew members alike," wrote Brad Haley, executive vice president

    "It seems only fitting to have a formal service to let everyone say goodbye to such a critical member of our team that was in very close contact with the public each and every day," Haley eulogized. "Our thoughts go out to the surviving men's room urinal and porcelain sink. We only hope that the new toilet can fill the void left by its predecessor, but so far it hasn't made much of a splash."
    Rest in pieces, buddy. Well, shards, actually.

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    lol what ever it takes to drum up business!!
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