#1 Masked Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword02-04-2009, 10:50 AMClerks Recognize Sword As Batleth
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Colorado Springs police are looking for a man who hit two 7-Eleven convenience stores early Wednesday, armed with a Klingon sword.
The first robbery was reported at 1:50 a.m., at 145 N Spruce St. The clerk told police a white man in his 20s, wearing a black jacket, blue jeans and wearing a black mask, entered the store with a weapon the clerk recognized from the Star Trek TV series. ...
Nerd vs nerd? :D
SonnabendGuest02-04-2009, 11:21 AM
02-04-2009, 12:50 PM
02-04-2009, 01:05 PM
The "Pelosi" is damn lucky he wasn't shot and make the Darwin List."If every poor man is to come here and start requesting money for all his children, the applicants will never be satisfied and the nation's finances will collapse." Emperor Tiberius: Tacitus:Annals
02-04-2009, 02:23 PM
Some of the comments are pretty good:
Billkwando commented 2 hours 58 minutes ago
Today is a good day to rob!Bob Dobalina commented 3 hours 27 minutes ago
It's sad to see that even the Klingon Empire is in a recession that even good Klingons are resorting to holding up 7 elevens......what would Worf say?ConventionFans commented 4 hours 25 minutes ago
I think 7-Eleven should require all clerks to keep Tribbles behind the counter, in case of future attempts.Solve a man's problem with violence and help him for a day. Teach a man how to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime - Belkar Bitterleaf
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