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    Found this by accident, some are funny.
    I'm sure you can all use your imagination to replace the *.



    ACE: Ask Chief Everything!
    ARMY: Arn't Ready to be Marines Yet!
    ARMY: AF Rejected Me Yesterday
    BOHICA: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!
    BOSS: Being On Ships Sucks!
    BUFF: Big Ugly ****in' Forklift!
    CRS: Can't Remember ****!
    ****: Cilvilan under navel Training
    CYA: Cover Your Ass!
    DEH: Don't Expect Help!
    DICK: Dedicated Infantry Combat Killer.
    DILLIGAF: Does it look like I give a ****!
    EUSTIS: Even Uncle Sam Thinks It Sucks!
    F.A.R.T.: Flatulent Airborne Reaction Team
    FIDO: **** It, Drive On!
    FIFO: Fit In or **** Off!
    FIGMO: **** It, Got My Orders!
    FILTAB: **** it, let's take a break!
    FLIF: Falkland Islands Laundry Facility
    FNG: ****in' New Guy!
    FRED: ****ing Retard Extra Dumb.
    FT EUSTIS: **** This, Even Uncle Sam Thinks It Sucks!
    FTA: **** The Army!
    FUBAR: ****ed Up Beyond All Repair!
    FUBAR: ****ed Up Beyond Any Recognition
    G2G: Good To Go!
    HMFIC: Head Mother ****er In Charge.
    HUOA: Head Up Ones Ass!
    I&I: Intoxication and Intercourse.
    KMD: Kiss My Dick!
    LGH: Let's Go Home!
    LLMF: Lost Like a Mother ****er.
    LOST: Looking Over Strange Terrain.
    MARINE: Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
    MARINES: Many Americans Running Into Never Ending ****
    MARINES: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment, Sir!
    MRE: Meals Rejected by Ethiopians!
    MRE: Meals Rejected by the Enemy!
    NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself!
    NAVY: Need Any Vaseline Yet?
    NBC: No Body Cares!
    NCO: No Chance Outside
    OMGIF: Oh My God, I'm ****ed.
    PENIS: Pointless Exercise Not Involving Soldiers.
    PFC: Proud ****in' Civilian!
    S&E: Salute 'N Execute!
    S&G: ****s 'N Giggles!
    ****: Special High Intensity Training!
    SNAFU: Situation Normal, All ****ed Up!
    SONFI: Switched Off Not ****ing Interested
    SPFO: Some Place ****ing Off!
    SWAG: Scientific Wild Ass Guess!
    TARFU: Things Are Really ****ed Up.
    TEWT: Training Exercise Without Troops.
    TURD: Trainee Under Rigid Discipline.
    USARMY: Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet! Backwards: Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up
    USARMY: Used, Screwed, And Released My Ass, Yep
    USCG: Uncle Sam's Confused Group
    USMC: Uncle Sams Misguided Childern
    USMC: Unlimited **** Mass Confusion
    USMC: U Suckers Missed Christmas
    USMC: Urine Samples Make Civilians
    USAF: U Suckers Are Fairies
    YMRASU: Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up!
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    Thanks Zaf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetwife View Post
    Thanks Zaf.
    I thought they were funny.
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    BUFF= big ugly fat fucker

    aka- B-52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teetop View Post
    BUFF= big ugly fat fucker

    aka- B-52
    Not a Zoomie so I would know but that makes sense
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    OFO: Out ****ing Off
    FRED: ****ing Ridiculous Economic Disaster (used to refer to the USAF C-5)
    Social Order at the expense of Liberty is hardly a bargain - Marquis de Sade
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    LOL! That's a great list.

    FUBIJAR : F*ck you buddy, I'm just a reservist!
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    From MCPO Duffy’s Log:

    GUAM - Give Up And Masturbate

    MOTO: Master Of The Obvious

    NOMO: No Male Organs (Female Officers)

    NAFOD-No Apparent Fear of Death

    SUMAT - Shut Up Men Are Talking

    WUNA - World’s Ugliest Naval Aviator
    At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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    Have these been approved by the Army Command Reorganization Of Name-Yielding Mnemonics (ACRONYM) initiative?

    A big part of officer schooling involves classes on briefing formats (CAS3 is almost nothing but briefings), and since the only people who will see them are your fellow students and a few instructors, the opportunities for mayhem with acronyms is, shall we say, target-rich. Here are a few that I've actually worked into briefings, without spelling out the acronyms that follow in parenthesis. It's always fun to see who actually reads the sentence and then does the acronym in their heads: :D

    • Programmed Event Not Involving Soldiers (PENIS) (Great for training schedules)
    • Joint Operations Center-Senior Transportation Resource Allocation Programmer (JOC-STRAP)
    • Force Utilization Command Knowledge Integration Team (F***IT)
    • Command Organization Networking For Unified Systems In Operational Nodes (CONFUSION)
    • Digital Warfare Electronic Employment Planner (DWEEB) (I actually convinced someone that this was the correct term for a 25U)
    • Network Employment Research and Development (NERD)
    • Unit-Planned Youth Outreach Under Recruiting Support (UPYOURS) (The recruiting and retention NCO actually did a spit take when he read this)
    • Battalion/Brigade Information Technology Elements-Mission Essential (BITE-ME)

    But, my personal favorite was briefing that the country of Djibouti was a sheikdom, and that the ruler was Sheik Djibouti (pronounced "shake ya-booty"). :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    Have these been approved by the Army Command Reorganization Of Name-Yielding Mnemonics (ACRONYM) initiative?

    A big part of officer schooling involves classes on briefing formats (CAS3 is almost nothing but briefings), and since the only people who will see them are your fellow students and a few instructors, the opportunities for mayhem with acronyms is, shall we say, target-rich. Here are a few that I've actually worked into briefings, without spelling out the acronyms that follow in parenthesis. It's always fun to see who actually reads the sentence and then does the acronym in their heads: :D

    • Programmed Event Not Involving Soldiers (PENIS) (Great for training schedules)
    • Joint Operations Center-Senior Transportation Resource Allocation Programmer (JOC-STRAP)
    • Force Utilization Command Knowledge Integration Team (F***IT)
    • Command Organization Networking For Unified Systems In Operational Nodes (CONFUSION)
    • Digital Warfare Electronic Employment Planner (DWEEB) (I actually convinced someone that this was the correct term for a 25U)
    • Network Employment Research and Development (NERD)
    • Unit-Planned Youth Outreach Under Recruiting Support (UPYOURS) (The recruiting and retention NCO actually did a spit take when he read this)
    • Battalion/Brigade Information Technology Elements-Mission Essential (BITE-ME)

    But, my personal favorite was briefing that the country of Djibouti was a sheikdom, and that the ruler was Sheik Djibouti (pronounced "shake ya-booty"). :D
    HAHAHAHAHAHA those are F-ing great! :D
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    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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