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    I'm just thinking of the poor cop who drew the short straw and had to fish the damn thing out. Can you imagine him coming home from work?

    Wife: "Hi, honey. How was your day today?"
    Cop: "I had to pull a camera phone out of some pervert's ass. You?"
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    One of these times when you just HAVE to turn the other cheek.....:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonnabend View Post
    One of these times when you just HAVE to turn the other cheek.....:D
    One hopes that it was removed carefully. It's could've wrecked 'um. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by jinxmchue View Post
    I'm just thinking of the poor cop who drew the short straw and had to fish the damn thing out. Can you imagine him coming home from work?

    Wife: "Hi, honey. How was your day today?"
    Cop: "I had to pull a camera phone out of some pervert's ass. You?"
    That's like the old joke:

    How many pervs does it take to insert a lightbulb?

    One, but it takes the entire emergency room staff to get it out. :eek:
    --Odysseus
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    Quote Originally Posted by jinxmchue View Post
    Wife: "Hi, honey. How was your day today?"
    Cop: "I had to pull a camera phone out of some pervert's ass. You?"
    Wife: "Oh, just the laundry. Were his skidmarks as bad as yours?" :p
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