Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas
Wasnt the last time you were on jury duty during the Salem Witch Trials?
Oh, come now. You can't really picture him living in Massachusetts, can you?
It's a tuna ish sandwich, right?
So why isn't it a chicken bird sandwich?
Or a ham pig sandwich?
And, oh, btw, why is a hamburger made of beef?
Truth is stranger than fiction and a lot more hygienic.
OK, say it with me: Rick Santorum was right!
YAY! I was going through withdrawal!