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    It's fairly nice out here today. I'm re-caulking the backsplash and mulling over my bird feeder situation.

    My first pet was a dumper dog. People always think that "Farmer Bob" will make a swell home for Fido. This dog was hiding under a cattle crossing. He was skinny as a rail and had no hair except on his head due to a monstrous mange problem. Also, he'd been fighting off something since he was covered in scratches.

    But he came right up to me when I found him and I somehow convinced my folks to let the vet see him the next time the vet came around. Many meals and a number of medicated baths later, I had a dog and his name was Pal.

    The worst pet was a feral kitten Mr. Snaps rescued. That kitten was horrific. We named her Lizzy Borden because it was clear that she wanted to kill the both of us but had to wait until she got a little bigger. We had that cat for 12 years and she never got any nicer.

    My porn name is Busty Peniston but I used a porn name generator to get it since we didn't live on any street when I was a kid. :)
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    "That kitten was horrific. We named her Lizzy Borden because it was clear that she wanted to kill the both of us but had to wait until she got a little bigger. We had that cat for 12 years and she never got any nicer."


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    "That kitten was horrific. We named her Lizzy Borden because it was clear that she wanted to kill the both of us but had to wait until she got a little bigger. We had that cat for 12 years and she never got any nicer."


    Yep, that's the one all right.

    *shudders*
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    My first pet, although I barely remember him (he was gone by about age 3), was a beagle named Gizmo.

    He was an absolute terror, tore up the house, dug throughout the yard, and destroyed all of my toys. The only real reminder I have of him is a horribly mangled copy of The Cat in the Hat. I'm not really sure why we kept that book after so long.

    Why anyone would want a dog is beyond me.

    We now have a cat, and while she does like to play rough, she really is a big sweetie. If I leave the house to go to the mailbox or to get the paper, she stands on the windowsill and cries until I come back inside.
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    Day off work today.

    TOTD: Cuddles the poodle was my first pet. I have never had any bad pets.

    I grew up in a subdivision out in the middle of the country. We had roads, not streets. :) My porn name could be alot of things, since the road was "Sunny Hill Court" so I will go with Cuddles Court.
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