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    Man's penis injured in grinder accident
    Marissa Calligeros | February 18, 2009 - 3:40PM

    A man whose penis met an ill fate with a grinder in Brisbane's north this afternoon has been rushed to hospital.

    It is understood the 23-year-old was working in Northgate when he was injured just after 2pm.

    A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.

    Although the extent of his injuries is not known, paramedics who treated the man at the scene were able to stem the bleeding.

    He was transported to the Royal Brisbane Hospital
    http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news...632881186.html

    I'm not sure how Bijou missed this one! :p
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    Oh I'm afraid to ask. But HTH did he manage that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apocalypse View Post
    Oh I'm afraid to ask. But HTH did he manage that?
    The explinations usually involve some fancifull variation of "So I was doing "x" while naked and..."

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    working in Northgate when he was injured
    Tells me he was at work when it happened. He was doing some thing alright, but his coworkers are going to ride him hard for this one.
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    "A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device."

    Oh, I can tell you how he came in contact with it. He stuck his pecker in it and yelled, "Hey, guys, look at this."
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    "A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device."

    Oh, I can tell you how he came in contact with it. He stuck his pecker in it and yelled, "Hey, guys, look at this."
    I don't know about yelling "look at this." That is something I think he was doing on the sly... then oops!:eek:

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