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    Guts
    or Balls.
    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
    people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
    between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
    listed below:
    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
    the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
    ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
    BALLS
    - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
    butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
    I hope
    this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking
    there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in
    death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintLouieWoman View Post
    Guts
    or Balls.
    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
    people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
    between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
    listed below:
    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
    the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
    ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
    BALLS
    - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
    butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
    I hope
    this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking
    there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in
    death.
    That thar's funneh I doan cair who ya r.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintLouieWoman View Post
    Guts
    or Balls.
    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
    people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
    between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
    listed below:
    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
    the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
    ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
    BALLS
    - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
    butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
    I hope
    this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking
    there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in
    death.
    With GUTS, you may survive; with BALLS, no way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintLouieWoman View Post
    Guts
    or Balls.
    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
    people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
    between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
    listed below:
    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
    the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
    ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
    BALLS
    - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
    perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
    butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
    I hope
    this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking
    there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in
    death.
    You should have added the third Guts,Balls,or Death Wish !
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