Gator Eats Teen's Arm. Teen Sensibly Blames Wildlife Agency.

[dixierat]

Killing a dozen alligators in the effort to find the one that attacked the kid is what is criminal here. They shoulda thrown the dumbass back in.

[nightflight]

Not unexpected. The kid grew up in a nation of entitlements and grievances, where personal responsibility takes a back seat. Its always someone else's fault.

[BSR]

Killing a dozen alligators in the effort to find the one that attacked the kid is what is criminal here. They shoulda thrown the dumbass back in.

Yeah, but if you get it's eye before it leaves you can cut down on needless alligator killings when you exact your revenge.



obscure?

[noonwitch]

Killing a dozen alligators in the effort to find the one that attacked the kid is what is criminal here. They shoulda thrown the dumbass back in.

But think of all the really cool shoes they could have made with the dozen that they did kill!

[Space Gravy]

Edwards said he escaped the alligator's death roll by poking his finger into its eye.

Maybe the alligator's family can file a suit against The 3 Stooges?