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  1. #1 The tax man 
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    The Tax Man
    At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the
    books of a Synagogue.
    While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice
    you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"
    Good question, noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the
    candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
    "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
    had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about
    all these bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
    Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap
    him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to
    the manufactures, and every now and then they send us a free box of
    bread-wafers."
    "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
    "know-it-all" Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the
    leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
    "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all
    the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they
    send us a complete dick!"
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    The tax man's audit was finished after that statement.:):):)
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    Quote Originally Posted by lacarnut View Post
    The tax man's audit was finished after that statement.:):):)

    Taxman - The Beatles (Revolver)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8HY...ch/The+Beatles

    So was the synagogues tax exempt status !
    Last edited by megimoo; 03-02-2009 at 12:58 PM.
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