Dutch man suffers cut buttocks in joke mishaphttp://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/art...3joke0604.htmlUTRECHT, Netherlands - Dutch police say a man who pushed his exposed buttocks against a restaurant window as a joke was injured when the glass broke and lacerated his behind.
Authorities say a man, 21, and two others had run down a street Sunday morning with their pants pulled down. The man pushed his behind against the window of a restaurant when it broke and cut him.
The injured man was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital. The cafe owner decided not to press charges after the men agreed to pay for the broken window.
If this had happened in America the jerks would be suing the owner of the store for their injuries and the store owner would probably be arrested for having a dangerous window that hurt these poor cretins.
To quote: What a pane in the butt!!