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    I seldom fart in the car, I never fart in the house, and I never, ever fart in the bed......:D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teetop View Post
    I kept waiting for the funny part to start, and then I remembered - you're a guy, and I'm not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    I kept waiting for the funny part to start, and then I remembered - you're a guy, and I'm not.
    apparently there is a whole underworld of fart sniffers on youtube . . . . seems to be a serious fetish . . . . :eek: ewwwwwwwwwww.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    I kept waiting for the funny part to start, and then I remembered - you're a guy, and I'm not.
    Farts are inherently funny. They are rude and offensive and can be controlled. And they sound funny. And they stink.

    What's not to love?
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    AND as the great philosopher Jeff Foxworthy has taught us - Courtesy sniffs are in order!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    Farts are inherently funny. They are rude and offensive and can be controlled. And they sound funny. And they stink.

    What's not to love?
    Thats where you lose her. It's to "low class" for her sensibilities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    I kept waiting for the funny part to start, and then I remembered - you're a guy, and I'm not.
    My girlfriend felt the same way....

    She just said, "That's disgusting!" :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    I kept waiting for the funny part to start, and then I remembered - you're a guy, and I'm not.
    Actually, that was pretty funny. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    Thats where you lose her. It's to "low class" for her sensibilities.
    Aw shoot, she has to have somebody in her fart confidence. Farting is universal and I believe it is appreciated on some level by all of humanity no matter their class or station.

    Who doesn't love a good pull my finger gag?

    I think she's just putting on airs.
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