Farts are inherently funny. They are rude and offensive and can be controlled. And they sound funny. And they stink.
What's not to love?
A few years ago my family and I were in Vegas for a week. My son had been scarfing down chili cheese fries all week. We took a rental car to Utah for a day. When we turned that rental in, I'll bet National took it to a bad part of Vegas and left it running with the keys in the ignition. God, was it BAD!
Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Back in Nov of '08 I called my cardiologist on Thursday the 6th, got an appointment for Friday morning at 8 am. Had a heart cath at noon and a pacemaker implanted at 6 pm - all on Medicare .