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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    Farts are inherently funny. They are rude and offensive and can be controlled. And they sound funny. And they stink.

    What's not to love?
    A few years ago my family and I were in Vegas for a week. My son had been scarfing down chili cheese fries all week. We took a rental car to Utah for a day. When we turned that rental in, I'll bet National took it to a bad part of Vegas and left it running with the keys in the ignition. God, was it BAD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    Aw shoot, she has to have somebody in her fart confidence. Farting is universal and I believe it is appreciated on some level by all of humanity no matter their class or station.

    Who doesn't love a good pull my finger gag?

    I think she's just putting on airs.

    Her farts (lindanumbers) smell like rose petals or something. Or so her husband was trained to say. I bet she can stink the bathroom up like any guy can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Space Gravy View Post
    Now see. That is funny.
    :D
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lars1701a View Post
    Her farts (lindanumbers) smell like rose petals or something. Or so her husband was trained to say. I bet she can stink the bathroom up like any guy can.
    Farts like rose petals....hmmmmm....that would be poopuri?
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    Ok..this joke came from my hubby and not me...but it is still funny...

    Why don't women fart?
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    Because they don't keep thir mouths shut long enough for the gas to build up.
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