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    Quote Originally Posted by biccat View Post
    I would try it sometime, but I am afraid of the hot "butter" they put on popcorn.
    How about sharp fingernails and the salt ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    How about sharp fingernails and the salt ?
    Oh damn, that just aint right.... :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by biccat View Post
    I would try it sometime, but I am afraid of the hot "butter" they put on popcorn.
    Plus it might take your date until the end of the movie to get all the way down to the bottom. ;) :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vepr View Post
    Plus it might take your date until the end of the movie to get all the way down to the bottom. ;) :D
    That's why you by a medium bucket and dump half out..


    or so I've heard...
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    I would think this would have worked better back in the days when popcorn boxes had bottoms that opened, rather than the tubs they have now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    I would think this would have worked better back in the days when popcorn boxes had bottoms that opened, rather than the tubs they have now.
    you must come prepared. I have a little pocket knife that works great with cutting out the hole.


    or so I've heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    And now Iím lost, so gone and lost
    Not even God can find me ,Maria,Maria,They call the wind Maria .
    Mariah..............Maria is Tony's girlfriend from West Side Story........you know............Maria.......I just met a girl named Maria....and suddenly...............you really don't want me to start singing, the damn dog will start howling, babies will cry and the police will come and arrest me for cruel and inhumane punishment to my neighbors.:D
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    And thus he votes for Democrats!!!!!

    It seems like the more screwed up you are, the more you vote for those who screwed you up in the first place.
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