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  1. #1 RUN LINDA THEY'RE ON TO YOU! - Archaeologists Find Venetian Vampire! 
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    In the midst of Twilight mania (which, yes, is big in Italy too), we’re delighted to alert readers to a breaking story about a Venetian “vampire” recently excavated in a mass grave on the small island of Lazzaretto Nuovo that can be dated to an outbreak of the plague in 1576.

    The news broke at a meeting of the American Academy of Forensic Scientists in Denver, when Matteo Borrini of the Universita di Firenze announced that he and his archaeoloical team had excavated the skeleton of a Renaissance woman whose skull was imaled through the mouth with a brick.

    Why a brick through the mouth? It seems that during the plague, it was commonly believed that the disease was spread by female vampires.

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    I don't think Linda#s is actually quite that old, Poli. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post


    I don't think Linda#s is actually quite that old, Moo. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    EX-SQUEEZE ME???
    Sorry! I'm so used to Moo's reflexive Linda-bashing. :o


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    I don't get this, at all. I don't even recognize it as bashing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Sorry! I'm so used to Moo's reflexive Linda-bashing. :o


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    Bashing? I do not bash on women. Tease unmercifully - but never bash. I save all my bashing for pseudo-conservatives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    I don't get this, at all. I don't even recognize it as bashing.
    Prolly because when someone holds up a mirror - you can't see your own reflection! :p
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    Prolly because when someone holds up a mirror - you can't see your own reflection! :p

    He'll be here all week, folks Try the veal.... :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    He'll be here all week, folks Try the veal.... :p
    see - this is where we could use a rim shot smilie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    see - this is where we could use a rim shot smilie!
    Are you trying to tell us that Linda sucks?

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