For survivalists, the end is always nigh

[Gingersnap]

It looks like the Aussies are a little late out of the gate on the whole EOTWAWKI scenario. Colorado is a big time survivalist state. A few people move here simply because the climate is favorable for rough and tumble outdoor living and there is excellent hunting all year. Much of the terrain is also survival-friendly in terms of hiding and defending.

As SR noted: who doesn't have a comprehensive Zombie Apocalypse plan?

[asdf2231]

As SR noted: who doesn't have a comprehensive Zombie Apocalypse plan?

"A" plan?

I have 12.

[linda22003]

As SR noted: who doesn't have a comprehensive Zombie Apocalypse plan?

Unless there are little red panda zombies. There IS no plan for that, comprehensive or otherwise.
They'll munch on your brains just as cutely as on a little leaf, and you will be unable to resist.

[Gingersnap]

Unless there are little red panda zombies. There IS no plan for that, comprehensive or otherwise.
They'll munch on your brains just as cutely as on a little leaf, and you will be unable to resist.

*unloads shotgun, cries*

[noonwitch]

OH so you have experience working with zombies!

Yes, and my zombie-fighting army will consist of the juvenile delinquents I used to work with. Most of them are pretty adept with automatic weapons, and most of them liked me.

[marinejcksn]

I always get a laugh out of when some of the more "out there" survivalists take things WAY too seriously, but honestly having a decent stockpile of food, water, ammunition, batteries & the like isn't kooky or crazy at all. In fact, you're SUPPOSED to have at least a supply of that stuff to last you a few weeks in case of emergency! Doesn't anyone else remember the news telling you during hurricane or tornado season to have essential supplies on hand in case of emergency? Shoot, my family always canned food every year and just put it in the basement in case something happened.

[PoliCon]

Shoot, my family always canned food every year and just put it in the basement in case something happened.

I've been doing this since I was a kid. Still do it. You would prolly never believe how much food I put up every year by way of canning . . . . .

[enslaved1]

Unless there are little red panda zombies. There IS no plan for that, comprehensive or otherwise.
They'll munch on your brains just as cutely as on a little leaf, and you will be unable to resist.

*unloads shotgun, cries*

Unloads shotgun, thinks "a nice midday snack". :D

Yes, and my zombie-fighting army will consist of the juvenile delinquents I used to work with. Most of them are pretty adept with automatic weapons, and most of them liked me.

That is pure genius and hilarious at the same time. Somebody's been thinking ahead.

[Dan D. Doty]

Do you have a Zombie Apocalypse Survival Plan?

Don't you?

[Dan D. Doty]

I always get a laugh out of when some of the more "out there" survivalists take things WAY too seriously, but honestly having a decent stockpile of food, water, ammunition, batteries & the like isn't kooky or crazy at all. In fact, you're SUPPOSED to have at least a supply of that stuff to last you a few weeks in case of emergency! Doesn't anyone else remember the news telling you during hurricane or tornado season to have essential supplies on hand in case of emergency? Shoot, my family always canned food every year and just put it in the basement in case something happened.

The trouble always come from people who think nothing bad will ever happen; they're the ones who will get people killed.