#1 Why Power Tools And Sex Toys Should Not Mix.03-12-2009, 01:50 PMWoman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter
By Matthew Stabley
updated 1 hour, 55 minutes ago
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.
Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.
The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.
Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.
03-12-2009, 03:46 PM
Bet she never saw that coming!
(I stolded that from someone!) :D
03-12-2009, 03:56 PM
I heard this story on the radio yesterday...ouch.
If they were going to try something like this why didn't he just take the blade off? It probably would've still worked."Don't vote. It only encourages the bastards." -PJ O'Roarke
03-12-2009, 03:58 PM
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03-12-2009, 06:16 PM
that's just plain wrong - and STUPID.Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
03-12-2009, 08:40 PM
The problem is that nobody issues warnings on these things in the owners manual.
Wanna bet these retards sue the companies involved for not labeling power tools correctly and not making woo-woo toys out of Kevlar?
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03-12-2009, 09:10 PM
They probably saw the device sold in adult stores that is known as the "Fuck Saw".
It is an actual reciprocating saw that has a plastic "blade" and accepts "Vac-u-lock" attachments.
They cost around $170.
They must not have looked at the pictures closely enough.
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