Quote Originally Posted by gator View Post
I gotta go with Lanie as the backup plan.

Phillygirl smokes so she is out.

The little cuite next door is married to a Sheriff's Deputy.

Jendf hates me.

Libarary Lady won't give me the time of day.

Lurkalot has a record of male busting that would scare Charles Manson.

Lanie is the only single girl that I know that I have a chance in hell.
But I'm like Dinky Dau. Any guy who is with me has to be one really strong man. Strong enough to put up with *my shit*.

And I don't think I have the willpower of Mrs. Gator. :D