Originally Posted by gator
I gotta go with Lanie as the backup plan.
Phillygirl smokes so she is out.
The little cuite next door is married to a Sheriff's Deputy.
Jendf hates me.
Libarary Lady won't give me the time of day.
Lurkalot has a record of male busting that would scare Charles Manson.
Lanie is the only single girl that I know that I have a chance in hell.
But I'm like Dinky Dau. Any guy who is with me has to be one really strong man. Strong enough to put up with *my shit*.
And I don't think I have the willpower of Mrs. Gator. :D
When the officer asked the 84 year-old great-grandmother why she was speeding, she told him "So I can get there before I forget where I'm going."
UC Santa Cruz - their mascot is the banana slug - is a Berserkeley wannabe. Murderess Angela Davis was a prof there.
It's a gorgeous area - the course for last weekend's Santa Cruz Half Marathon...
Just relax and enjoy.
I wonder who the main villians are?