Originally Posted by gator
I gotta go with Lanie as the backup plan.
Phillygirl smokes so she is out.
The little cuite next door is married to a Sheriff's Deputy.
Jendf hates me.
Libarary Lady won't give me the time of day.
Lurkalot has a record of male busting that would scare Charles Manson.
Lanie is the only single girl that I know that I have a chance in hell.
But I'm like Dinky Dau. Any guy who is with me has to be one really strong man. Strong enough to put up with *my shit*.
And I don't think I have the willpower of Mrs. Gator. :D
The tapes will be found to have 18 minutes missing.
Are they really tapes or just a back-up hard drive?
What? Nothing about his birth certificate like any good right-winger would (so say the libtards)?
Uh... The mind boggles at the concept of someone WANTING to be married to Moore.
I facepalmed so hard I think I gave myself a concussion.