Originally Posted by gator
I gotta go with Lanie as the backup plan.
Phillygirl smokes so she is out.
The little cuite next door is married to a Sheriff's Deputy.
Jendf hates me.
Libarary Lady won't give me the time of day.
Lurkalot has a record of male busting that would scare Charles Manson.
Lanie is the only single girl that I know that I have a chance in hell.
But I'm like Dinky Dau. Any guy who is with me has to be one really strong man. Strong enough to put up with *my shit*.
And I don't think I have the willpower of Mrs. Gator. :D
Any suspicion of foul play?
That was its problem. What it needed to do was yell, "F@# you, a@#$%$!", break a beer bottle lying in the alley, hold up the jagged edge to the fine residents and threaten to pull all the gold out...
It was last seen waving it's arms yelling "danger, danger"!
By Mesrop Najarian, CNN
Updated 2:40 PM ET, Sat August 1, 2015