Letter from the Boss,
As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have
resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our
taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see
an increase in our fees to them of about 8%. Since we cannot increase our
fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to
lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at
me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how
to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did: I strolled thru our parking lot and found 8
Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair
way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to
them. If you have a better idea, let me know.