Even my little Tiny could have outrun a Hummer when she was 13 and with heart problems. Sadly, she's gone to that greyt greyhound resting place in the sky.
I think my son's Dodge Caravan van could probably outrun that Hummer. Well, not now, it's currently sitting in a grocery store parking lot, waiting for the tow truck. Seems the engine just happened to fail. The scummy car dealer had concealed that it had been in an accident before it was purchased (messed with the Car-fax report). but it was 2 years ago, so too late to go back on them.
I'm not a fan of Chrysler products.