ShamWow guy gets tounge bit by hooker. Jailarity ensues.

[AlmostThere]

Are those actually the same woman? :eek:

[Sonnabend]

[Apocalypse]

This is odd. $1000 for straight sex? Wow. And he paid her in $20.00! He had $1000 in twenties on him?

[Water Closet]

This is odd. $1000 for straight sex? Wow. And he paid her in $20.00! He had $1000 in twenties on him?
...

Not surprising. That's what ATMs dispense.

[asdf2231]

Jayne Cobb: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."

[PoliCon]

Not surprising. That's what ATMs dispense.

but you can't withdraw more than 300 a day per account . . . .

[Water Closet]

but you can't withdraw more than 300 a day per account . . . .

I can withdraw up to $700 per day from BoA. And that's per account.

[PoliCon]

I can withdraw up to $700 per day from BoA. And that's per account.

no wonder they're in trouble and need a bail out.