WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO??????Experienced Henchman Seeks Career in Superscientist Support
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Date: 2009-03-30, 1:52AM EDT
Experienced henchman seeking employment with a talented and ambitious superscientist.
I bring many skills useful in superscience support to the table. I have several years experience in a wide range of fields such as light metal fabrication, facilities maintenance, financial services, food and beverage service, transport, creative design, research, linguistics, strategic planning, martial arts, and ego-stroking. I also have limited knowledge of engineering systems, good computer skills, and sound theoretical knowledge of particle weaponry. I am a quick learner, and easily coachable. I can take and follow orders well, and act independently when required by situations. Willing to wear uniform/costume within reason.
References and resume available upon request. Thank you for your consideration.