#1 Accessories06-29-2008, 10:42 PM
Its not the kid that is the hassle, she's quite compact and well behaved actually, its all the other stuff that seems to accumulate around here.
the toys, the books, the movies, the baby dolls...
then the carnie fish..apparently a limp wristed sissy girly girl throw is just the right throw necessary to hit the little glass bowl and win the goldfish at a carnival game..over and over again and I realize I purchased a bucket of FIFTY GOLF BALLS for her to throw. Standing behind her frantically drawing cutting motions across my neck, I got it down to three fish only in the little pet carrier tank sold to me by the carnie for only five dollars more (given away at the pet stores).
One fish expired the first night...sweetie distracted her by having her take the dogs for a walk while I did the funeral service...
One died a few weeks later, I distracted her and then looked her in the eye later when she noticed the missing fish and told her it got lonely and got out of the tank and ran away to its family while we were gone for the weekend.
This leaves one carnie fish....one tough squinty eyed camel unfiltered, tattooed beer drinking 29 cent feeder gold fish..in the original pet carrier bowl. Oh no..we can't have that..sweetie came home from work friday with a fifty gallon tank with the complete set up! for a goldfish that is __________________ (actual size)
of course, you know how this works, "he's lonely mama"
what next? coyotes? rattle snakes? bobcats?I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
06-29-2008, 10:44 PM
Oh. I thought we were talking about shoes and jewelry.Loyalty Binds Me- Motto of Richard III
06-29-2008, 10:54 PM
Then there was the African pancake tortoise, which would hibernate under my couch in the family room during the winter, on the hardwood floor. Won't go any further with it, but a lot of refinishing had to be done. Then there was the caiman. Thank God it didn't last too long. Those things can get as large as a gator. I wouldn't want a croc-like animal in the bathtub. :eek:
I could go on and on and on. I convinced them dogs were better, which made it a heck of a lot easier. I truly, like Bubba Clingon, "feel your pain". Hang in there. :D
06-29-2008, 10:55 PM
however, yes, rabbits are food..tasty little furry food...but this one is her "bestest friend in the whole wide world" damn thing has a leash, I have to take the rabbit for a walk, which to my people would be like dragging a porkchop on a string behind me at the county fair..
oh the humiliationI smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
06-29-2008, 10:58 PM
sweetie has a python, and as a special request to me does not feed it in front of me and little bug..now after a year or so, he got a bit lax and she saw the little carrier box with "supper" in it..furry cute mickey's cousin supper...I had to explain (coward was at work) to her that it was not her new pet..it was Dude's dinner :(I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
06-29-2008, 11:50 PM
One of my wife's employees got her a "Show Betta" which we named Finn Mc Cool.
Bettas are great. No filters, no pumps, no hassle.
We just change the water once a week and give him a mirror to get pissed off at every now and then.
06-30-2008, 12:44 AM
the first one we were all excited, we even named it
second one we weren't that attached, but did name it and talk to it a bit, and when it committed suicide by jumping down the drain during its bath, thus pissing off our engineer..we felt a little sad
number three we hardly knew him..no time to get attached
this one..well I kinda feel bad but I just can't bring myself to bond...I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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